Well I went out to get some hot sauce
I thought I'd have some fun
I saw the pain and sufferin'
On the faces of everyone

Through the tears they all proclaimed
This hot sauce was a gift
So I said: "this place looks pretty cool. Or not, if you catch my drift"

I saw a vendor called "crazy dip"
I walked over to their space
Then I picked up a bottle, poured it over a chip
Said I'm ready to melt my face! Dig in!

Aaah, what should I try first? There's so many... So many different options of spicy foods I can eat!
Hey, look over there! There's a jalapeño thing! That doesn't seem too bad. I'll try it!
*snarf* Mmm, not too bad, not too bad. Let's go on.
Ooh, habañeros! Uunh! That's a bit spicy!
Ooh, what? What is this? It's... Death Liquid? That sounds delicious! OM NOM NOM NOM. Oh... Oh no.. I can't breathe! HELP ME WHERE'S THE MILK?!?!?

Uunh, oh gosh this is horrible! It still burns like the heat of a thousand and thirteen suns!
Uunh, there's some water. I think that will help me. Oonh.
*glug glug glug*
Oh gosh, why is it getting worse?
OH GOSH!
RRRRRRRRGH
I NEED MILK! MILK! MILK!
WHERE'S THE MILK I NEED IT NOOOOOOW

We are the collective of the milk and we protect you from the
Hot sauce and its burning and capsaicin, you are yearning for the
Milk, we see, and you must be the one who'll drink the stuff with glee
The death liquid is our mortal foe and you must know that you will
Be the battleground for such a conflict as your lips have never
Seen but do not worry we'll prevail and you will live to tell the tale

And the soothing taste of milk will save your mouth
Yes the soothing taste of milk will save your mouth

And now touching your tastebuds
Soon halting the burn
The battle will now ensue

Hot sauce!
Milk!

Milk will save your mouth
Yes milk will save your mouth

It is too late
Though you taste great
Your harsh flame
Is causing pain

Feel our heated embrace
Stuff us into your face

Come here my child
You'll be fine
Milk is great
Divine

Have no fear
We are here
In the clear
Now

See them run
It is done
We have won
Wow

This fight is passed, still
You will yet yearn, you will
We will return soon
For you

And now at last we go
You are unscathed, we know
You have been saved it is true
Thanks to
MILK