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I am Christmas
I am alive
And with your constant attention then I will thrive

I have existed for years
And now I am king
King of the season
The only one that I serve
Is the corporate god
Who gave me reason

And so, now is the time
That you will bow to me
Bring gifts to place at my feet
A star for my head
You'll be my new toy

I ate thanksgiving! It was delicious, all the turkey, and stuffing, mmm, mmm!
I'm taking bites out of halloween! All the pumpkin spice, and the candy; too many bones though.
And Hanukkah! And Kwanzaa! Hah! As if they even stood a chance compared to my might!
And now I am coming for YOU! Yes, YOU!
MY APPETITE IS INSATIABLE. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED UNTIL ALL WHO LIVE DURING THE FALL AND WINTER MONTHS BOW DOWN BEFORE ME. YOU WILL BUY WHAT I TELL YOU TO BUY. YOU WILL WEAR WHAT I TELL YOU TO WEAR. YOU WILL EAT WHAT I TELL YOU TO EAT. YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT IT IS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF FAMILY WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THINGS THAT NOBODY REALLY WANTS. BUT IT'S ALL FOR ME.
ME. CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIISTMAAAAAAAS.

AND NOW, REPEAT MY MANTRA. ITS WORDS AND ITS MELODY WILL INFORM ALL OF YOUR SEASONAL DECISIONS. NOW GO. SING. SPREAD THE SONG LIKE WILDFIRE. AND BUY. BUY. BUYYYYYY.

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Interrobang Lewisville, Texas

Interrobang is a comedic rock & roll duo based in north Texas. We make music in the hopes that people will laugh sometimes, flop their hair all over the place in a ridiculous manner other times, and enjoy themselves all times.

Interrobang consists of

Harrison Foreman - Vocals, keyboards, wiener whistle
Aubrey Seaton - Vocals, keyboards, drums
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