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Santa's Unibrow
02:07
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(Not So) Silent Night
08:43
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Christmas: The Devourer
05:36
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I am Christmas
I am alive
And with your constant attention then I will thrive
I have existed for years
And now I am king
King of the season
The only one that I serve
Is the corporate god
Who gave me reason
And so, now is the time
That you will bow to me
Bring gifts to place at my feet
A star for my head
You'll be my new toy
I ate thanksgiving! It was delicious, all the turkey, and stuffing, mmm, mmm!
I'm taking bites out of halloween! All the pumpkin spice, and the candy; too many bones though.
And Hanukkah! And Kwanzaa! Hah! As if they even stood a chance compared to my might!
And now I am coming for YOU! Yes, YOU!
MY APPETITE IS INSATIABLE. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED UNTIL ALL WHO LIVE DURING THE FALL AND WINTER MONTHS BOW DOWN BEFORE ME. YOU WILL BUY WHAT I TELL YOU TO BUY. YOU WILL WEAR WHAT I TELL YOU TO WEAR. YOU WILL EAT WHAT I TELL YOU TO EAT. YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT IT IS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF FAMILY WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THINGS THAT NOBODY REALLY WANTS. BUT IT'S ALL FOR ME.
ME. CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIISTMAAAAAAAS.
AND NOW, REPEAT MY MANTRA. ITS WORDS AND ITS MELODY WILL INFORM ALL OF YOUR SEASONAL DECISIONS. NOW GO. SING. SPREAD THE SONG LIKE WILDFIRE. AND BUY. BUY. BUYYYYYY.
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Jingle Bells
03:57
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Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!
(chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side,
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot.
(chorus)
A day or two ago,
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow,
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh,
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
But quickly drove away.
(chorus)
Now the ground is white
Get it while you're young,
Take the girls tonight
and sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bobtailed bay
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! you'll take the lead.
(chorus)
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Interrobang Lewisville, Texas
Interrobang is a comedic rock & roll duo based in north Texas. We make music in the hopes that people will laugh sometimes,
flop their hair all over the place in a ridiculous manner other times, and enjoy themselves all times.
Interrobang consists of
Harrison Foreman - Vocals, keyboards, wiener whistle
Aubrey Seaton - Vocals, keyboards, drums
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